Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

One day, I was about seven-years-old when my dad brought me home a bunch of spare stationery from his office. We're talking highlighters, sticky notes, pens, and a stapler. The next day, I went to school and told my teacher that my dad's job was a 'pen tester,' and he sat all day testing out pens to see if they work. His actual job? A marketing director. Oh, to be that blissfully naive again. The phrase 'truth from the mouth of babes' is a reality that many parents live each day. Someone Tweeted, "My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge." It received thousands of likes and shares, with people responding with similar funny examples of what they think their parents do for a living. Kids really do say the darndest things!

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via @LadyBugAssassin
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via @justshutup26
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via @theviolentthem
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via @ComicEricaClark
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via @yo_itsFrankie
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via @Mady13444
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via @KatherinelLansky
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via @CibleMari
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via @ChristyCindy
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via @hdydiednnd
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via @hey_kerith
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via @katielikesmilk
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via @frozen_cheetos
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via @AndieOlson
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via @ohmissjulie
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via @oliviaannekent
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via @HaleySteez

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